Inner Peace

This was sent to me this evening - I quite liked it and thought you might too - It's from Missy Pup's original owner:

Inner Peace

 
*If you can start the day without caffeine, *

   *If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, *

   *If you can resist complaining and **boring people with your
   troubles, *

   *If you can eat the same food every **day and be grateful for it, *

   *If you can understand when your loved **ones are too busy to give
   you any time, *

   * ** **If you can take criticism and **blame without resentment , *

   *If you can conquer tension **without medical help, *

   *If you can relax without liquor, *

   *If you can sleep without the aid of drugs, ** *

  
   *...Then You Are Probably .......... *

   *The Family Dog! ** *

 * **And you thought I was going to get all spiritual didn't you..?*