A little Friday humour

A Fried forwarded me these this evening; just caused a gentle chuckle here

*Did I read that sign right?*


 In an office:
 TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW


 In a Laundromat:
 AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE
 LIGHT GOES OUT


 In a London department store:
 BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS


 In an office:
 WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT
 BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN


 In an office:
 AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON
 THE DRAINING BOARD


 Outside a secondhand shop:
 WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING
 YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?


 Notice in health food shop window:
 CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS


 Spotted in a safari park:
 ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR


 Seen during a conference:
 FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE
 ON THE 1ST FLOOR


 Notice in a farmer's field:
 THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL
 CHARGES.


 On a repair shop door:
 WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL
 DOESN'T WORK)

Pattypan

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